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Kya hua? SMS factory me hartal hai?
ya phir inbox kangal hai?
Ya phir balance ka aakal hai
Agar nahi to kyun bura hal hai?
SMS karo izzat ka sawaal hai !!!


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Gam me jine ka maja aata hai
garibo ke ghar khuda aata hai
Ek hum hai ki roz SMS ki barish karte hai
aur Ek aap hai jo nal ki pani jaisa aata hai


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Kinaro ki kabhi had nahi hoti
taaron ki kabhi ginti nahi hoti
bach ke rehna hamse kyuki
hamare dil me kaid dosto ki
jamanat nahi hoti


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Dard or gam se aap anjan rahe,
khusiyon se aapki pehchan rahe
hamare dil ki bas itni si dua hai
ki aapke chehre pe sada MUSKAAN rahe.Muskaan

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Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti.
Zindagi aksar kuch pane ke liye nahi hoti.
aapki yaad har waqt aati hai
par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti.

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Hum har kisiko apna banaya nahi karte
yu kisi ke liye muskuraya nahi karte
Jinko hum keh dete hain apna
unhe hum bhulaya nahi karte.

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Ek bandar ki beti boli ki meri sadi kara do!!
Bandar Bola ruk ja beti dulha abhi  SMS pad raha hai.
agar padh ke hasa to samjho rista pakka. |||||||||||||

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Namaskar mai  aisa sms ho
jise murkh log padhte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai,
aur pagal store karte hai,
Now think who are you???

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Bandar ka beta apni maa se bola ma mai kitna badsurat hu na.?
Ma boli beta tu to phir bhi theek hai usko dekh jo message padh raha hai.

Hawaaonke haat ik armaan bheja hai,
roshni ke zariye ik paigam bheja hai.
fursat mile to kabul kar lena, is nacheez ne raat ka salam bheja hai.!

Hum tumse milna chahate hai.i wan to meet u
Tumhe dekhna chahate hai.
par ye log bahout zalim hai .
Khete hai ki........



aaj zoo band hai?(:

Fzaye kehti hai payar kar,
Bahare kehti hai ikrar kar,
ghate kehti hai izhar kar,
Magar ye gharwale khete hai Abhi umar kam hai beti
pehle padhai to kar

*SCHOOL- apni to patshala.
*TUTION- idhar chala main udhar chala jaane kaha main kidhar chala.
MATHS- ajib dastan hai ye kaha suru kaha khatam.
*SCIENCE- aa khusi se khud khusi kar le.
* EXAM- Zehrili rate ninde ud jati hai.
*RESULT- dhak dhak karne laga oh mora jiya ra darne laga.
*PASS- aj main uper asma niche aj main aage jamana hai piche.
*FAIL- chan se je tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage.

I may not be the perfect friend
that u r luking fr.
Not even d best among others.
but surely I'm a friend who who wants to see u happy forever. :)

All electrons were in a party.
Protons attacked upon them.
A here saves them .
Electrons asked whoa are you?
Hero  said
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.
.
Naam  hai
bond!
COVALENT BOND..

Khuda na kare aap ko koi Gam mile,
pyar khusi or hasi har dam mile,
gam jab v aapki or chale,
khuda kar raste me use tumhare dost mile.

Chup ke se dil me apne hum,
tumhe rab se manga karte hain.
tere ehsason me hum dinbhar khoya karte hai,
hum yaad tumhe kyu karte hain,
ye pal pal socha karte hai,

11 arab
11 corore
11 lakh
11 thousand
11 only
..
..
..
ye mera bank balance nahi to kya hua mera mobile number to hai.(:

(note : change  11 in the form of your mobile number)

College ka first day;
Boy tumhara naam kya hai/
Girl:Mujhe sab didi kehate hai.
Boy: Wow waht a coincidence mujhe bi sab jija ji kehate hai....

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