Earn while u Learn

Ek bandar ki beti boli ki meri sadi kara do!!
Bandar Bola ruk ja beti dulha abhi  SMS pad raha hai.
agar padh ke hasa to samjho rista pakka. |||||||||||||

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Namaskar mai  aisa sms ho
jise murkh log padhte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai,
aur pagal store karte hai,
Now think who are you???

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Teacher- bharat ka sabse bada pralaya ka din kaun sa hoga.
student- jis din Rakhi aur friendhsip  day ek saath padega

Hum tumse milna chahate hai.i wan to meet u
Tumhe dekhna chahate hai.
par ye log bahout zalim hai .
Khete hai ki........



aaj zoo band hai?(:

Fzaye kehti hai payar kar,
Bahare kehti hai ikrar kar,
ghate kehti hai izhar kar,
Magar ye gharwale khete hai Abhi umar kam hai beti
pehle padhai to kar

*SCHOOL- apni to patshala.
*TUTION- idhar chala main udhar chala jaane kaha main kidhar chala.
MATHS- ajib dastan hai ye kaha suru kaha khatam.
*SCIENCE- aa khusi se khud khusi kar le.
* EXAM- Zehrili rate ninde ud jati hai.
*RESULT- dhak dhak karne laga oh mora jiya ra darne laga.
*PASS- aj main uper asma niche aj main aage jamana hai piche.
*FAIL- chan se je tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage.

All electrons were in a party.
Protons attacked upon them.
A here saves them .
Electrons asked whoa are you?
Hero  said
.
.
.
Naam  hai
bond!
COVALENT BOND..

11 arab
11 corore
11 lakh
11 thousand
11 only
..
..
..
ye mera bank balance nahi to kya hua mera mobile number to hai.(:

(note : change  11 in the form of your mobile number)

College ka first day;
Boy tumhara naam kya hai/
Girl:Mujhe sab didi kehate hai.
Boy: Wow waht a coincidence mujhe bi sab jija ji kehate hai....

Ab Rs 50. k Recharge par Rs 5000 ka talktime.
100 saal ki validity.
call @ 0.01 paise/min
100000 sms free.
for more detail logon to www.ja apna tower khud laga le .com

Maine Ek din mandir ki daan peti me Re1 daal kar k achha dost manga
Tab bhagwan ne mujhe aapse milaya aur kaha Re 1 me aisa hi milega.

Don se dosti jaan ko khatra.
sardar se dosti dimag se khatra.
ladki se dosti dil ko khatra,
apun se dosti sms ka khatra,

Dhoka mila jab pyar me,
zindagi me udasi cha gayi.
socha tha chor denge is dunia ko,
kambakt sochte hi doosri pasand aa gayi (:

How much space in ur heart 4 me?
100% - writ a line of a song dat suits me.
99% - call me
50% 1 msg
25% - mis call
0% - no answer
lets see wahat u do?...
reply soon plz..

Radhe Radhe kudhi fasade,
Hare Murari mile Kuwari,
Jai Hanuman pat jai meri jaan,
Wahe guru da khalsa ek soni kudi ki lalsa...

Padhna likhna chod v payare,
nakal pe rakh aas,
odh rajayi tu so ja pyare,
bhagwan karega pass!